I remember one Thursday night - ladies darts night, we used to have four ladies darts teams, and one was called the Greens. They were mainly old ladies (my Nan was one of them) but there were two strange girls - sisters, who we nicknamed the Munchkins. This particular night, they were sitting under the pool table having a competition to see who could plait their hair the fastest!!! When you've had a few vodkas inside you - that was pretty funny!! - Lara Denyer
Bob Bonwick falling over outside the pub, He went one way, his leg went the other...... - Samantha Cullen
Who can ever forget Varnsy and his bad luck?
I'll never forget him breaking his arm getting out of a swimming pool on holiday. Not only was it bad enough that he had to explain it everyone when he got back to the pub but, no sooner had he told everybody the story, he turned around and tripped over a dog lead and broke his other arm!! - Steve Welch
When the food arrived during a pool match one evening, seeing Ramsey eating his pie and chips reminded me of an amusing anecdote:
It was a Wednesday night, not unlike the others. Ramsey, Bob Barker and I were enjoying a few games of pool and generally enjoying ourselves. Wee Rams had already fielded a few calls from Victoria as to his whereabouts when the public bar door flung open, like in a scene from a western.
The bald bravado was suddenly faced with his nemesis, carrying a deadly weapon - his dinner!!
As she screamed obscenities at him she threw the plate on the bar and bid a hasty retreat from the 'gunfight'. The lasagne somehow stayed on the plate, but the salad saw fit to escape all over the floor.
Not one to miss an opportunity, or his dinner, Ramsey calmly asked for some cutlery. He was provided with a plastic knife and fork, but Victoria had the last laugh. Not even the plastic cutlery could get the better of this rubbery dish, as the fork broke into several pieces.
The moral of the story is, don't forget an anniversary, even it was six weeks since your partner last had a drink... - Steve Welch